This will only be funny to people that have played games online. Let’s just say it’s populated mostly by idiots.
Oh, and 256-player online? We don’t doubt it will work … we just doubt our brains’ ability to process 255 racial slurs and/or homophobic remarks simulatenously.
From this story talking about a new Playstation 3 game with [...]
From Tony’s post today on love:
“But there is a lot of real estate between hating people and loving people. And bridging that gap usually involves sacrifice, commitment, energy, time, and/or resources.”
After looking at some of my pictures yesterday a friend of mine commented, “You know, there really is a difference between the quality of fancy cameras and regular ones.”
Maybe that’s why I spent so much on the fancy ones.
“How very Olan Mills of you.” — One of our brides while I was trying to tell her how to pose at her bridal shoot. The pose was a little more traditional and she was right, it didn’t work at all. I can’t do traditional very well.
“There’s a rusty Christmas tree in the front yard?!” — My Mom
You had to be there, but it was the funniest thing I’d heard all year. It’s why I love hanging out with my family more than anything in the entire world.
People get passionate about something that changes their life. In order for people to become passionate about church–life change MUST be taking place there. — Perry Noble
From a bumper sticker I saw today:
“Always remember, pillage first then burn.”
I guess you just don’t get as much cool stuff when you do it the other way around.
From an Entertainment Weekly article on how the writer’s strike will effect the movies:
Unless Peter Jackson is planning to let his actors improvise all of Tintin or Michael Bay can shoot Transformers 2 without any plot or dialogue (hey it worked for the first one), they may have to wait until 2010.
Greg Vaynerchuck in his review of Trader Joe’s line of wines:
This tastes like water, sugar water. You know water you put sugar on it because you don’t have no soda around in the house? Then you dumped in, like, an action figure that you played outside with in your underpants.
If you’ve ever wondered what a [...]
Joystiq writer Justin McElroy on deciding whether or not to buy the Halo 3-themed Xbox 360:
“The question is really more of personal one: Is it worth it to you to pay $400 for a 20GB 360 featuring a headset, a Spartan green-and-gold finish, a Play and Charge Kit and permanent guaranteed virginity? That’s something you’ll [...]
We were thinking of getting Conner this Optimus Prime toy for his birthday. Our concern was that it would be too complicated. We bought Colton one that was about a third as big and that dang thing takes 30 minutes to transform.
Being reasonable parents, we researched the toy. On the Toys R Us site was [...]
From my lovely wife to me:
“Every time I listen to you I lose at poker or have a dog throw up on my floor.”
It was a very interesting conversation.
And really, she does have a point.
“That’s why God made cows out of steak. So we would eat them.” — Mark Driscoll
I love that quote.
On a story about a contractor developing an LED flashlight that induces vomiting as a non-lethal weapon:
“…you’ve got to wonder how many thousands of dollars have been spent developing a weapon that can be defeated by simply looking away.”
From yesterday’s service as Mike was praying for the bathrooms.
“God, please make this a place of peace and comfort. And bless all the work that’s gone into it.”
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