Today was the first day at Image Studios for my hot new employee. She was sitting there scanning in some invoices. I leaned on the wall beside her desk.
“I love you,” I said.
“You just love me because I’m doing your work for you,” she answered.
“Yeah, it’s really going to save me a lot of time. But not so much if I stand around here flirting with you when I should be working.”
“That’s the problem when your new secretary is also your hot wife.”