The Universal Soldier: Regeneration review

So Chad, are you going to review the Universal Soldier direct-to-video movie?
Why yes, yes I am.

This should be good, your negative review are a lot of fun.
Well, actually is was really good.

But is was direct-to-video. That’s the quality-movie kiss of death.
Normally yeah, but it turned out to be a lot of fun.

Have you seen the other Universal Soldier movies?
Just the first one, and it was long, long ago.

What made you watch this one?
The promise of Jean-Claude Van Damme and Dolph Lungren beating the snot out of each other.

Aren’t they like 70 years old?
Yeah, I really thought there would be more wheel chairs involved. That part was disappointing. Other than that, they proved they can still tear up the screen with really great action.

So nothing bad to say about it?
Really no. At no point did it ever feel like a direct-to-video movie. I’m not sure why this didn’t spend some time on the big screen. I would recommend it for anyone who loves big dumb action movies. It was a blast.

Wish I could say the same for your review.


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